78 Funny Minions Quotes That Will Make Your Day Memorable!

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1-Skinny-people-are-easier-to-kidnap

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2-Did-you-just-fall-No-I-attacked-the-floor

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3-My-Boss-Told-Me-to-Have-a-Good-Day-So-I-Went-Home

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4-I-Have-Everything-in-My-Purse-You-Could-Possibly-Imagine..

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5-When-I-get-a-headache-I-take-2-aspirin-and-keep-away-from-children-just-like-the-bottle-says

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6-Don't-be-afraid-of-a-few-extra-pounds-fat-people-are-harder-to-kidnap

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7.When-I-was-young-I-was-scared-of-the-dark.-Now-when-I-see-my-electricity-bill-I-am-

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8-Alcohol-doesn't-make-you-fat.-It-makes-you-lean...-Against-tables,-walls,-chairs,-floors,-and-ugly-people

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9-Sunglasses-Allowing-you-to-stare-at-people-without-getting-caught--It's-like-Facebook-in-real-life

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10-When-a-Woman-says-WHAT-it's-not-because-she-didn't-hear-you-She-is-giving-you-a-chance-to-change-what-you-said

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